
After weeks of calling the pediatrician we finally got the kids in for their flu shots. My son (2) got the H1N1 and the seasonal flu shots. For this, I am happy.
My daughter (4) was only given the seasonal flu shot. They wouldn’t give her the H1N1 because she’s not considered “high risk”. I’m having a hard time understanding the age cut offs that decide who gets the shot and who doesn’t. My daughter is only four years old! H1N1 has affected kids much older than her, like the kids in Wayne and Genesse counties that died, or the nine year old girl in a coma.
I’m not trying to be a fear monger here. I’m just frustrated that the thieves at Goldman Sachs and Citigroup were given their H1N1 shots before my kid. I think I might have to get into white collar crime so my kids can be healthy this year. Prison inmates across the country, (including some at Guantanamo) have been given their H1N1 shots. But my pediatrician wasn’t given enough for all of their patients?
Looks like I’ll have to become a rapist or terrorist for the sake of my family. If I’m gonna do this right, I should begin raping terrorists in front of Goldman Sachs. That should get SOMEONE’S attention, and my daughter might be first in line for her shot.
WTF?