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The Creepy E-mail…

Pat The Producer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:55:05 +0000

I got a CREEPY e-mail from a listener named Tim. Now I get a lot of e-mails from people asking me an assortment of things and generally speaking, if you do happen to know me well, I’ll talk about almost anything. However, this is just strange.

Here’s his e-mail…

Good Morning Pat,

Congratulations on your recent nuptuals. I really enjoy listing to the
morning show and hearing all the antics that go on. My question is to you,
You have mentioned in the past that you are a “pumper” and when you talk
about your stuff you refer to your manhood as your “penis”! I too love to
call my manhood “penis” I am a proud chronic masturbator and I was wondering
if you are also? Thank you for your time and I look forward to your reply

Now Here’s My Reply… note I am trying to be nice…

LOL what guy isn’t???

In all seriousness no, I am not. I don’t recall calling myself a “pumper”
and generally speaking I use specifically the word penis because most radio
hosts and personalities always use some stupid slang word instead.

Thanks for listening and thanks for the e-mail Tim!

Sincerely,

Pat the Producer

Here’s his reply to my reply…

Hey Pat,

Thanks for getting back with me so promptly. Yes most men are masturbators!!
I thought there was a time when you indicated that you “pump” or have
pumped, anyway I was just very curious as there is a large group of men (and
internet sites) where men of all types share their need to take masturbation
deeper into bliss and the use of “clinical” terms are often used. I just
thought that you may be one of my like minded buddies. Thanks again for your
reply and I look forward to listing to the Breakfast Buzz on the web, as I
no longer live in Rochester.

CREEPY…

Does She Have Her Own “Disco Stick?”

Pat The Producer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:19:20 +0000

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT (NUDITY AND LANGUAGE)

Lady Gaga, who sings that annoying pop song “Love Game” which features the lyric, “Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,” apparently has her very own disco stick. Rumors are running wild that she is a hermaphrodite (she has boy and girl parts). Watch this video closely… man does it look like she’s sportin’ a 3rd leg…

Nirvana vs. Rick Astley: WOW.

Pat The Producer — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:48:38 +0000

Just watch this video that mashes Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Nirvana has been officially “RickRolled.”

Hitler is Upset About T.O.

Pat The Producer — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:40:35 +0000

First… if you lack a twisted sense of humor, don’t plat the video below.

Now that I’ve given a disclaimer… I laughed out loud at this…

Turtle Humps Shoe

Pat The Producer — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:35:17 +0000

Just watch the video LOL…

Un- Aired Phone Call from Saturday

Pat The Producer — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:36:16 +0000

I do my own show every Saturday from 10am-2pm here on the Buzz. I get a lot of weird phone calls on Saturday because people are hung over and young kids like to call in as well. I love messing with these people! Take a listen to one of the callers I got today that I chose not to air…

My Whore Comment

Pat The Producer — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:24:19 +0000

I called the Bush twins whores on the air today. I could type a 3 page diatribe about why I am sorry about that and why I am not, but I’ll spare you all. To keep it short and sweet, sometimes I spew things that I don’t really mean, and this was one of those times. I don’t have a lot of respect for anyone in the Bush family, but Jenna and Barbara aren’t whores.

We are not a political talk show. We are not a family friendly show and we’ve said that time and time again. We are not a truly credible source of news, but a damn good gossip forum. We will offend you at times, but I admit I leaped over the line today.

I will say that I get frusterate a lot. I’m young, so I make mistakes. People have a short term memory when it comes to the smart things I’ve said, which is what I generally do: be a voice of reason. I like to have fun and make people squirm too though! I think it’s funny how we can rip pretty much anyone, but the mintue I throw a high fast ball at the former president’s daughters it suddenly over the line. Ironic how that works, but I get it. It’s not fair, but welcome to the business.

Once more, my apologies.

Oh… and for the record: no one asked me to apologize. I wasn’t asked to do this by anyone. I apologize because I do have a freaking heart.

A Topic I Didn’t Air

Pat The Producer — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:49:40 +0000

On Saturday’s I do my own show from 10am – 2pm here on 98.9 the Buzz. I like to leap over that decency line whenever I can, but sometimes I leap a little too far. This conversation I was working on Saturday was deemed as such…