This is one of those times when a blue tooth is appropriate.

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Here’s his e-mail…

Good Morning Pat,

Congratulations on your recent nuptuals. I really enjoy listing to the
morning show and hearing all the antics that go on. My question is to you,
You have mentioned in the past that you are a “pumper” and when you talk
about your stuff you refer to your manhood as your “penis”! I too love to
call my manhood “penis” I am a proud chronic masturbator and I was wondering
if you are also? Thank you for your time and I look forward to your reply

Now Here’s My Reply… note I am trying to be nice…

LOL what guy isn’t???

Pat the Producer

Here’s his reply to my reply…

Hey Pat,

Thanks for getting back with me so promptly. Yes most men are masturbators!!
I thought there was a time when you indicated that you “pump” or have
pumped, anyway I was just very curious as there is a large group of men (and
internet sites) where men of all types share their need to take masturbation
deeper into bliss and the use of “clinical” terms are often used. I just
thought that you may be one of my like minded buddies. Thanks again for your
reply and I look forward to listing to the Breakfast Buzz on the web, as I
no longer live in Rochester.

CREEPY…

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Now that I’ve given a disclaimer… I laughed out loud at this…

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Not to be gross, but I can’t help but post this picture.  A lot of you may not find the hand gesture they are making to be funny. However, if you know what the “Shocker” is, you will.  If you want to know, and I warn you it is very sexual, CLICK HERE.

That being said, I am reaching out to all of you: leave your comments below and give me some recommendations as to what sort of things I can do to re-make my childhood. Anything goes! You can use your own memories, made up ones, whatever!

And now for a painful but funny video… Epic Parenting FAIL

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How’s my ass look?

This is what it looks like… it’s called the ass bra. It was only a matter of time in this country right? I mean we’re practically all over weight, and women are coming up with different ways to make themselves look curvier and thinner every day. Push up bras, jeans so tights they prop their asses up… I’ve even seen new versions of those things that suck in your tummy. Even hiar is designed these days to make faces look thinner.

So why not an ass bra?

This product, which retails at $64 a pop, is actually called the “Double-O Push Up Thong.” Yes, it’s also a THONG. So while the woman’s ass is being propped up she also gets a nice wedgy.

I denounce this product in the name of my penis. Guys, if you took a girl home and saw THIS on her… granted you still hit it because after all your pants are off and she’s there (that’s just man honesty kids, don’t be hatin’)… would you even think about getting back with her? Better question: would you not laugh? That would probably end the night, but I think I’d bust out laughing if I saw this on a girl… then I’d hurl when her ass cheeks become un-liftified and drop to the floor like a coat on a hanger.

The possible good thing about this product, which you can purchase by CLICKING HERE, is it only allows for a woman up to size 10. Granted, for short women, a size 10 might not be a good thing, but for taller girls that’s not usually an issue. I’m not hating on your bigger chicks, but honestly if you were a size 24 and you were wearing this it would be bad. Your booty would stick out so far they’d have to put a warning car in front of you to signal wide load. Caution, this woman makes wide right Turns.
Ladies, I know you’re self conscious at times;  After all, us guys are always looking no matter what we tell you. But don’t waste $64 on this thing, just be yourself. Chances are a guy will like you more for being real. I know one of the big reasons I love my Fiancee is because she wears no makeup, no push up devices, and just is who she is… THAT is sexy.

Yesterday some tool decided to say I should grow up and be a man because he said my video blog of my vacation depicted me as talking like a baby for 6 minutes… which is BS. This man is not actually a tool; I’m being ridiculous. However it did make me think about what exactly a “man” is. Low and behold, while scrolling through one of my favorite websites (digg.com) today, I found THIS… CLICK HERE Mr./Mrs. Computer idiot.

It’s a survey done by another one of my favorite sites, askmen.com, which I think does a good job of answering my very question.

Here’s some of the stats I fall in to:

I’m part of the 48% of men who’s greatest weapon in getting women is my sense of humor.

I’m with the 84% of men who think guys get screwed in divorce generally

I agree with the 79% of guys who think women put too much emphasis on financial worth

49% of men think downloading illegal music and videos is OK and shouldn’t be punished… I definitely am with them

I think a real man cries. and So do 94% of men, eat that.

And despite it being shallow, 59% of men as well as myself are concerned with how people percive my car.

There’s some stuff about me anyway… where do guys fall? Feel free to ask me where I fall on some of the other stats in this massive survey right here on the comment board or e-mail me: pmcmahon@entercom.com

Here is a picture of a bunch of New Jersey Douche Bags…

Over groomed, over obsessed, over douche bags… Tell me he doesn’t belong in this group of guys!

Just saying… Granted I don’t know the Cougar Hunter, he might be a really nice guy, but he belongs with these douche bags.

To see more pictures of New Jersey douche bags… CLICK HERE!!!!!!

“As you can see, the Winehouse, also known as crackas whorus, is clearly out of her natural habitat.”

“THERE’S CRACK GROWIN’ IN THE WEEDS GUVNAH!”

“Amy Winehouse doesn’t shower. Instead she goes into the wild once a month and roles around in the grass. Then smokes the grass.”

“I swear there’s a field of crack just beyond this brush…”

Knock yourselves out kiddies…GIVE THIS PICTURE A CAPTION!!!!