There’s no context to this at all… just 2 camels in a car being pissed off. I don’t know why, but I laughed my ASS off to this, so I thought I’d share…

I got a CREEPY e-mail from a listener named Tim. Now I get a lot of e-mails from people asking me an assortment of things and generally speaking, if you do happen to know me well, I’ll talk about almost anything. However, this is just strange.

Here’s his e-mail…

Good Morning Pat,

Congratulations on your recent nuptuals. I really enjoy listing to the
morning show and hearing all the antics that go on. My question is to you,
You have mentioned in the past that you are a “pumper” and when you talk
about your stuff you refer to your manhood as your “penis”! I too love to
call my manhood “penis” I am a proud chronic masturbator and I was wondering
if you are also? Thank you for your time and I look forward to your reply

Now Here’s My Reply… note I am trying to be nice…

LOL what guy isn’t???

Pat the Producer

Here’s his reply to my reply…

Hey Pat,

Thanks for getting back with me so promptly. Yes most men are masturbators!!
I thought there was a time when you indicated that you “pump” or have
pumped, anyway I was just very curious as there is a large group of men (and
internet sites) where men of all types share their need to take masturbation
deeper into bliss and the use of “clinical” terms are often used. I just
thought that you may be one of my like minded buddies. Thanks again for your
reply and I look forward to listing to the Breakfast Buzz on the web, as I
no longer live in Rochester.

CREEPY…

Just watch this video that mashes Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Nirvana has been officially “RickRolled.”

At the Tony Awards this past Sunday night Bret Michaels performed (for some reason) and as he was walking back stage… well you’ll see.

If you’re finding it hard to find a job, be glad you don’t have a philosophy degree. Just take a look at this chart…

I love this website! Check it out for more funny graphs… http://graphjam.com/

This is freaking adorable…

Does anyone have any recommendations about how to manage nose hair? I know this is weird and abstract, but as I get older, and I’m only 27 mind you, I seem to get more and more of the damn things. I don’t like them. They are annoying and I want to get rid them. Suggestions???

No, this is not a Stevie Nicks convention…

You don’t get this sort of stuff in the NHL!

First… if you lack a twisted sense of humor, don’t plat the video below.

Now that I’ve given a disclaimer… I laughed out loud at this…